Thursday, August 18, 2011

Hey all!! I'm having a fund-raiser aug19th 6pm-12am for a scholarship to give a deserving young college student via a non- profit. Circularflow.org. interested?

Thursday, July 21, 2011

TaTa Towel

Today, is officially a TaTa Towel (known as a Titty Towel in the south) day! TaTa Towels are for big breasted women (and some men) whose boobage is so large, they need to tuck a towel underneath their breasteses to stop the annoying, yet constant trickle of sweat for running down their stomachs. Hand towels are normally the best for these types of situations, because some may find full size towels create too much bulk, therefore making the situation even worse.


Sunday, July 17, 2011

YOU VOTE! Up or Down!?!?!


We're doing a poll: Should a man wear shorts with his blindingly white socks UP or DOWN?
(You should also know, he was not, I repeat, NOT wearing a white shirt! I have already issued his fashion violation, but this issue remained a topic of discussion for the rest of the evening...FAIL!)
VOTE NOW!!!!

Saturday, July 16, 2011

Wishful Thinking...

Somebody don' broke into my dreams & stole my 'Dream Car'...color & all!?!?!?
I'm about to call the 'Fake Fuzz' & have them 'Deceptively Detained'!!!

"Face" it...

What does the look on this face say?
1) Why don't I ever get picked 1st for the kickball team?
2) Dang, I hope nobody walks over here...I shouldn't have had that chocolate cake AND milk...!? Whew! Excuse me...I should move...
3) I can't stand another story from "Halitosis Henry"!!!
Whatever it's saying, I think it's such a cute widdle face...AWWWWW! Lol!


www.thatsmyfavoritedj.com is getting a lil love out here???


thanks for the love and support!!!

Love, DJ Jewels Baby.com

Detroits' famous Giant Slide. what goes up!!! must come down!!!! but not always on the slide :-(




Thursday, July 14, 2011

john has gone nite nite!!!! 500 push-up and 500 crunches!!! go nite nite!!!

From small town print, to big screen films!!!


I am in this quarters HAIR DESIGNS Magazine!!!
Who said you gotta have hair to be a hair model!?!?!? My little pea head gettin' some shine out here in these streets!!!
Shout out to my barber, Loniel for the always tight fades, and Phancie, my homegirl & nail tech whose digits reside next to my dome!
1st the Ferndale City Guide, then Sista 2 Sista Magazine, now this?!?!? NEXT YEAR: A MOVIE!!!!!! Let's do it!!!!! Celebrate the small steps...they lead to the top of a BIG MOUNTAIN!!!!!!
It is so important to kick it with like minded people or people who have a mind that u like.-DJ Jewels Baby
Today is not a good day for asthma and me. This actually has been a terrible WEEK all around for my "baby lungs"and my sinuses. But, in spite of it all, who else in the WORLD do you know that can make asthma look like a high fashion photo shoot?!?!? LOOK AT ME!!! I'm "smizing" and getting a breathing treatment...who does that?!? Where you at, Tyra!? You don't wont none!?!?!? Seriously though....(cough, cough) you don't wont none... :-(

Wednesday, July 13, 2011

Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
Faces like yours belong in the zoo.
Don’t be mad, I’ll be there too.
Not in the cage, but laughing at you!

Tuesday, July 12, 2011

Change ain't nothing but a action! Don't talk about it, Be about it!

Monday, July 11, 2011

I have a student named Rebecca in my class and she took another students pen. He was a little upset because she was being playful...
I couldn't help but to laugh when he said to her, quite loudly, I might add: "Gimmie that Becky!" He had no clue what I was giggling at!
(smh) The music industry has ruined everything...
I keep trying to lose weight...but it keeps finding me?!?! I called myself starting a fast today, but it's starting off really SLOW! Oh well...as someone once said: "Bigger snacks, mean bigger slacks!"
I'll start again tomorrow...
Before on the left, after below!
Amazing what a little personal training with Jewels will do...!?!?

60 pounds lost so far, 15-20 more to go?!

QUIT PLAYN!!!

Sunday, July 10, 2011

Who wants to borrow MY pest control unit!?!?! It gets rid of small rodents and negros who don't know when it's time to leave...(O_o)
"Hide ya' kids, hide ya' wife..." 'cause I caught this joka' howling at the moon!?!?!?
After a frightening incident with said tequila, Don Julio and I are not, nor will we ever be friends...ol' sum-mum-ma...! He is the devil and is not to be messed wit!
This is my "whatyousaytomenukka" face!
Or, it's often confused as my "ughsomebodystank" face.
Either way, you don't wanna see dis face...'kna mean, son!?!?

Friday, July 8, 2011

5 ways to make Fitness friendlier! 1. Work out with a friend 2. Swim/water activites 3. Dance/dance classes 4. Bike riding 5.Sports, ball game
You must push pass your comfort zone. Change happens the point you are uncomfortable!

Wednesday, July 6, 2011

Math is not like riding a bike! If you don't do it you will need a refresher course! Where as a bike you can just hop on and ride! Math is great! :) HA!